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Hey, I saw it Cateagle's journal...
galadrion
*Sung to the tune of "If I Were the King of the Forest" - and probably sung badly*

"If I... was to run... for high office..."

Your Political Career by amitiel
Username
Political Party
Date of Election:January 16, 2008
Your Vice President:beau_wolff
First Lady:funchords
Attorney General:mjriv
Secretary of State:pardouncia
Chief of Staff:ps238principal
Intern:mwalimu
Scandal:You and your intern do NOT have anything to do with each other... or cigars. And certainly not in the Oval Office.
Americans will...hate you and try to have you stoned or burned at the stake.
Chance for Re-election:: 35%
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And now for something completely different...

Your Political Career by amitiel
Username
Political Party
Date of Election:March 4, 2049
Your Vice President:beau_wolff
First Lady:prokhorfox
Attorney General:merlechaotix
Secretary of State:funchords
Chief of Staff:ps238principal
Intern:rubyjones
Scandal:You and your intern do NOT have anything to do with each other... or cigars. And certainly not in the Oval Office.
Americans will...will find you crusty and dry.
Chance for Re-election:: 76%
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Let's back up and try that again...

Your Political Career by amitiel
Username
Political Party
Date of Election:March 4, 2049
Your Vice President:beau_wolff
First Lady:prokhorfox
Attorney General:merlechaotix
Secretary of State:funchords
Chief of Staff:ps238principal
Intern:rubyjones
Scandal:You and your intern do NOT have anything to do with each other... or cigars. And certainly not in the Oval Office.
Americans will...will find you crusty and dry.
Chance for Re-election:: 76%
Quiz created with MemeGen!


Let's check out how I play to the ecoterrorists...

Your Political Career by amitiel
Username
Political Party
Date of Election:March 20, 2040
Your Vice President:tyler_leone
First Lady:merlechaotix
Attorney General:greypersona
Secretary of State:kinsfire
Chief of Staff:mwalimu
Intern:pardouncia
Scandal:You accidently hit the red button that says: Warning, do not push on pain of Nuclear War.
Americans will...think you're the greatest thing since sliced bread.
Chance for Re-election:: 29%
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*Snort* Typical. They think I'm the "greatest thing since sliced bread", but I don't have a hope in hell of getting reelected.

Y'know, it's absolutely amazing how many times that bit about interns and cigars didn't come up... *wink-wink, nudge-nudge*

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Well, I can say that Vice President looked good the first three times, and I can pretty much agree with your topmost 'first lady'. ^_^

I'm registered the "Mutant" party. Magneto in 2004, baby!

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