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Vaguely amused. *Shrug* I'm tired, what can I say?
galadrion
<td bgcolor="#000000">Name:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">You will conquer:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Europe (except your forces are inexplicably defeated in France).</td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Your title will be:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Lord (regardless of gender)</td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">You will succeed by:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Wearing shiny pants.</td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Your Enforcers will be:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Predators (from the Predator).</td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Your first act as ruler:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Round up and Execute all "Spam Offenders".</td></tr>
The World Is MINE! by Demonac
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Not too bad, overall. The 'shiny pants' thing is a bit weak - th' only way pants should shine, is if they're old, old blue jeans. And if any of my forces get defeated in France, it's because they went in without orders - I'd have to leave one hard-core socialist area on each continent outside my empire: it's a dumping ground for the malcontents who'd rather live off welfare than earn what they get. So let 'em go where the 'true believers in altruism' are running their little socialist-utopia experiment - but they don't get to come back without posting a performance bond.

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I love the first act, but where on earth will you get a big enough prison to hold them until "Der Tag"? Oh, never mind, I see I just suggested a way to do that.

Cheers,
Cateagle

Oh, I won't need a prison - I don't run things before I take over, so it's not my responsibility yet, and afterwards, if they don't like it, they can leave. I'm not keeping prisoners; they're free to go. They're not free to come back, but that's a different issue...

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