David Adrian (galadrion) wrote,
David Adrian
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Vaguely amused. *Shrug* I'm tired, what can I say?

<td bgcolor="#000000">Name:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">You will conquer:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Europe (except your forces are inexplicably defeated in France).</td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Your title will be:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Lord (regardless of gender)</td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">You will succeed by:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Wearing shiny pants.</td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Your Enforcers will be:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Predators (from the Predator).</td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Your first act as ruler:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Round up and Execute all "Spam Offenders".</td></tr>
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Not too bad, overall. The 'shiny pants' thing is a bit weak - th' only way pants should shine, is if they're old, old blue jeans. And if any of my forces get defeated in France, it's because they went in without orders - I'd have to leave one hard-core socialist area on each continent outside my empire: it's a dumping ground for the malcontents who'd rather live off welfare than earn what they get. So let 'em go where the 'true believers in altruism' are running their little socialist-utopia experiment - but they don't get to come back without posting a performance bond.
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